Lyric｜English translation is below.
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ピンポーン！朝イチ 眠い目こすりドア開けりゃ
町内会長ニコニコ笑顔で「コレどうぞ」
分厚い紙束 その名も高き“回覧板”
「至急！」「厳守！」
赤いスタンプ主張激しい！
右から左へ 左から右へと
誰かの噂も一緒にクルクル回ってく
見て見ぬフリして ハンコ押すだけミッション！
回覧板ラプソディ！
ご近所トラブルてんこ盛り！ (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
犬のフンだの 騒音だの ゴミ出しルール違反だの！
明日は我が身か？！他人事じゃないぞ！
ぐるぐる回るよ地球と君の不満！ (Woah! Woah! Woah!)
回覧板の隅っこ 小さな文字で「猫探してます」
三毛猫ミーちゃん 写真付き 特徴：人懐っこい
昨日の夕飯 サンマ焼いたのバレたかな？
ウチのタマじゃないこと祈るばかりアーメン
井戸端会議は デジタル時代も健在です
匿名希望のチクリも一緒に回ってく
知らぬが仏のありがたみ実感中！
回覧板ラプソディ！
秘密の花園覗き見気分！ (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
あの家新車だ 派手な車だ 誰のお金だ どうなんだ！
興味津々さ！でも顔には出さない！
ぐるぐる回るよ愛と憎しみ乗せて！ (Woah! Woah! Woah!)
「えー、次の議題は…公園の鳩にエサやりすぎ問題！」
「異議なし！」「賛成！」「もう勝手にやってくれー！」
そんなこんなで今日も平和な（？）我が町内！
回覧板ラプソディ！
ご近所トラブルてんこ盛り！ (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
犬のフンだの 騒音だの ゴミ出しルール違反だの！
明日は我が身か？！他人事じゃないぞ！
ぐるぐる回るよ地球と君の不満！ (Woah! Woah! Woah!)
回覧板ラプソディ！ 今日も元気に回ってこーい！
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Lyric｜
Ding dong! It’s early morning, rubbing the sleep from my eyes, I open the door—
The neighborhood chief is there, all smiles, handing me—
A thick stack of papers, the legendary “circulation board.”
URGENT! OBEY!
That red stamp screams for attention!
Passing it from right to left, left to right,
Rumors and gossip spinning along with it,
Pretending not to see, my only mission—stamp and move on!
Circulation Board Rhapsody!
Overflowing with neighborly drama! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Dog poop here, noise complaints there, trash rule violations everywhere!
Could I be next?! It’s not just someone else’s problem!
Spinning round and round, the world—and your frustrations—keep turning! (Woah! Woah! Woah!)
In the corner of the circulation board, tiny letters: “Missing cat.”
Three-colored Mii-chan, with a photo—super friendly, it says.
Did they find out I grilled fish for dinner last night?
Please let it not be my Tama—Amen.
Neighborhood gossip is alive and well, even in the digital age.
Anonymous tattletales spin through too.
Grateful for what I don’t know!
Circulation Board Rhapsody!
Peeking into a secret garden! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Look, a new car at their place—so flashy! Whose money is that? What’s the deal?!
I’m dying to know! But I keep a poker face.
Spinning round and round, with love and hate in tow! (Woah! Woah! Woah!)
“Uh, next on the agenda—people overfeeding the pigeons at the park!”
“No objections!” “Agreed!” “Just do whatever already!”
And so another peaceful(?) day in our neighborhood goes by.
Circulation Board Rhapsody!
Overflowing with neighborly drama! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Dog poop here, noise complaints there, trash rule violations everywhere!
Could I be next?! It’s not just someone else’s problem!
Spinning round and round, the world—and your frustrations—keep turning! (Woah! Woah! Woah!)
Circulation Board Rhapsody! Keep on making the rounds, day after day!
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©T-Anna