A song dedicated to my very own Hydration Queen, Best Wife, Best Friend and quite simply the greatest person ever.
Water, water, water, water, water, water, water.
Water. Water everywhere.
Man, I know it’s true (water)
She glows like dew and stays brand new (water)
See, the key to love and loyalty
Is bringin’ water constantly (water)
Yeah, some folks crave attention, some crave fame
But she just wants hydration—I praise her name (water)
Please stop the delay (water)
She wants that mountain spring with the glacier spray (water)
It’s good for her soul
So grab that glass, fulfill that role
You never know when she’ll sigh and say, “Hey bibs, I’m a little parched…”
In fact, I made an unbreakable vow
To keep her cup full, you’re getting it now
She built a whole life, raises our wild little pack
And all she asks is that little liquid act
So pass it fast, don’t look back
I gotta stay on beat, always aware
Whether dawn, dusk or sometime in between
She’s my hydration queen
A glass of water, it’s all very fair
She’s like:
Water, water, water, water, water
Bring me water, water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water, water
Don’t forget the ice ice ice ice…
Man, everything’s just water
She got a PhD in H₂Order
Woke me up at 3AM—”Hey babe… water?”
I stumble through the dark like a loyal martyr
Dinner toast? Glasses full of Water.
Mid-movie? Ice Cold Water.
At the birth of our second kid? WATER (if it was allowed!)
If you are talking dreams? laden with water.
Mid-massage, she whispers softly:
[Sexy Sultry] “Could you get… some. . . water?”
Got a text from the next room—WATER
Sticky note on the mirror—“Don’t forget my water!”
Balancing on one foot doing yoga? Still WATER
You thought I left a cup our by mistake—nope, it’s for her!
She stays more hydrated than a river
Moves smoother than jazz, when she drinks she quivers
I’ll get her a Goblet, Have it engraved with “my love”
It will look like a chalice sent from gods above!
She’ll sip once, then pause with grace
Say, “Can you refill this?”— with a smile on her face
This woman don’t need much, just peace and clarity
That glass by her sides looking down, fill it! — Cold Water should not be a rarity
When its time for bed? Water.
Before netflix shows? Water.
Right after brushing her teeth? Still water
During dreams? Water.
In case she dreams about thirst? Yup — we got backup water.
Water, water, water, water, water
Bring her water, water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water, water
Yeah . . . gonna pour her another sparkling glass.
Blessed liquid moonlight!
Water, water everywhere
If she has a headache, that’s a hydration scare! (a hydration scare!)
Look, I’m movin’ through my day just to keep her beamin’
I know she needs love… and cold water that’s gleamin’
From breakfast to brunch to the after dinner scene
When she whispers “I’m Thirsty,” I’m there to fulfil her cold wet dreams
She’s refined, defined, she’s all divine
I’d build a tray, just for her water glasses to ride
I got water in the car, water in my drawer
Water labeled “emergency” hidden behind the bedroom door
There’s no ask too wild, no sip too small
If she wants it cucumber-infused, I know who i’m gonna call
Every spring in the county, check every stream, visit every pond
Just to bring her the liquid she loves, I’ll never abscond.
No resistance, just assistance
Hydration is love. . . and love is pure existence
And those who also love like this? They understand
That glass of water in her hand, its a right, not a demand!
So raise up a bottle, gift me a water pitcher
She is my life, and I just want to be a water-fetcher
True devotion, my love is crystal clear
I’m waiting for the affirmation “More water needed here!.”
Water, water, water, water, water
Bring her water, water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water, water
(Water, water, water, water, water) Water, water, water, water!
(Water, water, water, water, water), Bring her water, water, water, water!
Water, water, water, water, water, Water, water, everywhere!
Water, water, water, water, water, Bring her water, water, water, water!